Without further ado. Episode 5.

Mirror 1

Mirror 2

Edit:  Thanks Start Trader.  I was a little frazzled when I posted.  The episode itself starts around 3:08.



  1. 3:08 = 1-4

    Comment by Star Trader — December 22, 2008 @ 8:29 pm

  2. The escape has got to be one of the most badass scenes so far.

    I’m really liking this novel. Can’t wait for print to become available.

    Comment by Vortex — December 22, 2008 @ 9:53 pm

  3. I’ve been told that in the very first D&D game manual, the Orcs looked suspiciously like pigs…snouts & all that…

    Comment by Carolyn Larsen — December 22, 2008 @ 10:41 pm

  4. Epic as always.

    Comment by Sara — December 22, 2008 @ 11:15 pm

  5. As usual. I am overcome with a relaxing calm after hearing the episode only to feel the panic knowing that another week will pass until my next DbC fix…sigh

    Comment by ScapeGoat — December 22, 2008 @ 11:58 pm

  6. Does Heroldof create political parties next? Truly revolutionary villainy.

    Comment by Jame — December 23, 2008 @ 12:44 am

  7. The descriptions of hapless folk and creatures popping in Hroldoff’s wake aaaallways get me…

    Comment by Wirrit — December 23, 2008 @ 9:29 pm

  8. I believe it’s spelled “Hraldolf,” (says the guy who read this before hearing it podcast…)

    Comment by Howard Tayler — December 24, 2008 @ 1:54 am

  9. I loved this episode right up to the end.
    Not that the reveal was bad, but I was horrified at the implications.
    Bob, you are not a nice man. I mean that in a good way. You really know how to torture your characters.

    Comment by WEKM — December 24, 2008 @ 3:53 am

  10. Ooooh, that’s a heck of a sacrifice.

    Comment by Gavin King — December 24, 2008 @ 2:21 pm

  11. LMOA. “That’s not a mixed metaphor if you allow for cannibalism.”

    Comment by Brendan — December 24, 2008 @ 6:10 pm

  12. Thank goodness I read Schlock, or I’d never be able to find these episodes! MORE!

    Comment by Steve "Ngango" — December 25, 2008 @ 1:29 pm

  13. I haven’t said it yet, but I gotta say it now. The imagery is hilarious. “KICK ME IN THE JIMMY!”

    Comment by Steve "Ngango" — December 26, 2008 @ 2:23 pm

  14. This is one of the best audiobooks ever and quite likely to be the best Roleplay/D&D story to be writen in this- i’ve just been sucked into another world- story. Thanks for your creativeness!

    Comment by Sandman — December 27, 2008 @ 4:34 am

  15. Where’s episode six? It’s late.

    Comment by LP — December 30, 2008 @ 12:36 am

  16. It IS late. Carolyn uploaded it a few hours ago, but long after I’d gone to work. I have to get them the night before to listen to them in time to post the next day. I go home in two hours, it takes me 45 minutes to get home and get settled. So I expect to post it four hours if there are no problems with the version.

    Comment by defendi — December 30, 2008 @ 1:20 am

  17. I’m really torn. I want to know how it ends, and I don’t want it to end. You provide some great insight into the thought processes that go into character and plot creation as well as a panoramic view of a train wreck. Thank you!

    Also, I never noticed any sound quality problems that you mentioned in episode 4, and the narration (including multiple voices) is excellent.

    Comment by rick — December 30, 2008 @ 1:35 am

  18. Awww! I want my Cliche fix NOW!
    Bob, you have written and spoken an amazing novel. I am going to HAVE to go and get some of your short stories now.
    Please Please PLEASE have the update before I have to go to work in 45 minutes. I am going to be driving through canyons where my XM reception is going to be crap and I am afraid to be alone with the voices in my head right now. They’ve gotten angry lately. (don’t let them know I told you that)

    Comment by WEKM — December 30, 2008 @ 4:12 am

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